Drunk Driver Calls The Police On Another Drunk Driver

A woman thought she was doing the public a service when she dialed her cell phone and called the police switchboard to report a drunk driver swerving back and forth on the road. The woman had left a local tavern very intoxicated and felt the need to call the police on this driver.

She was in for a big surprised when she gave detailed directions to the drunk driver she was following so she would not lose him. The police arrived with sirens going and pulled her over while she was still on the phone. She informed the officer that the car was getting away. The officer was completely floored with her story.

The woman was so drunk she could hardly stand up or even talk in an understanding manner. She was given a breathalyzer and failed horribly. She was arrested for second time drunk driving in eight months. She was so intoxicated, she could not understand why the officer let the drunk driver get away.

Morale of the story is: never call the police on someone if you have something to hide yourself.