Shirtless Man Arrested Again

A man out on bail for a criminal offense is told not to drink, use or have drugs as well as not get into any more trouble. These are the terms of his bail. The man lives one short block from the city police department and right next door to a bar.

On this night at 3 o'clock in the morning, the man and his girlfriend were having a fight so he left his apartment without a shirt on and walked through the parking lot to the police station to report that his girlfriend was fighting with him.

An office on duty recognized the man as being on bail and the strong smell of alcohol meant the officer had to a breathalyzer on this man. The man failed the test and was arrested and searched. Officers found pot and a pipe in the man's pants pocket. Now he was arrest for possession, bail jumping and taken back to jail. He then admitted that the story he was telling about his girlfriend was a lie.

Moral of this story is:

If you cannot drink because of a bail condition, it is not wise to leave your apartment shirtless and go to the police station to report a fight with your girlfriend. Suck it up and sleep it off.

Leave The Evidence At Home

A man who was recognized by a police supervisor on a video tape from a Kohls department store where he changed into a pair of jean, a t-shirt and a new jacket was arrested almost three months later was arrested. He was called and asked to come to the police station and when he enter the police station he was wearing the stolen jacket.

Needless to say, he was arrested and faces nine months in jail for theft.

Morale of the story is: if you get a call to come to the police station and you have done something wrong, leave the evidence at home.

Would You Like To Buy Some Drugs Officer

A police officer in plain clothes went to a house to talk to a woman that might have been at that address and was met at the door by a man who said she was not there. He then proceeded to ask the plain-clothes officer if he want to buy some pain pills.

The officer said sure and he would be right back. The officer returned with another undercover drug enforcement officer and drove the suspect to the drugs store to fill the prescription for Vicodin. He was even riding in the investigators car to the drug store.

After the sale of fifteen pills for $39, he was arrest for the sale of a prescription drug. He stated that he did it because he needed money for food.

Morale of the story: Never offer drugs to someone you do not know. And inspect the vehicle you are going to ride in as well.

Noise Complaint Leads To Drug Arrest

Police called to a home to investigate a noise complaint were met at the door by an occupant of the house and let into the living room. Officers saw a pipe sitting on the living room table and called for a search warrant. The two occupants were arrested for having marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy.

Morale of story: Never leave the pipe or the drugs in the living room when you are having fun. If you answer the door, put the stuff under the couch cushion before opening the door.

I'm To Drunk To Drive Handcuff Me

A man was stopped by the police for operating over the centerline. When the officer walked up to the car, the man was trying to get out of his car. The officer told him to stay in the car, but the man replied, "No officer, I have to get out so you can cuff me because I am to drunk to be driving".

The man said he did not need a breathalyzer because he would probably break it. He continued to carry on this type of conversation all the way to jail. He was held over night and could not make his initial court appearance at 2:00pm the next day because he was still legally drunk. He had to sleep it off until the next day. He was then release with a trail date set. He did plead not guilty after he sobered up.

Drunk Driver Calls The Police On Another Drunk Driver

A woman thought she was doing the public a service when she dialed her cell phone and called the police switchboard to report a drunk driver swerving back and forth on the road. The woman had left a local tavern very intoxicated and felt the need to call the police on this driver.

She was in for a big surprised when she gave detailed directions to the drunk driver she was following so she would not lose him. The police arrived with sirens going and pulled her over while she was still on the phone. She informed the officer that the car was getting away. The officer was completely floored with her story.

The woman was so drunk she could hardly stand up or even talk in an understanding manner. She was given a breathalyzer and failed horribly. She was arrested for second time drunk driving in eight months. She was so intoxicated, she could not understand why the officer let the drunk driver get away.

Morale of the story is: never call the police on someone if you have something to hide yourself.

Serial Flasher Said He Is To Small To Be The Flasher

A 41-year-old man was in court facing seven count of flashing. However, his defense was that it could not possibly be him because he is so small and ashamed of his size, he would not show it to anyone. He even provided pictures to confirm his defense.

After testimony from victims and people who had seen him standing naked in his driveway and front window of his home, the man was found guilty of being the serial flasher despite his claim.

Moral of this story is if you are trying to convince the judge and jury you are not the flasher, do not bring your pictures to court and parade them around the courtroom. You are only going to be laughed at.