I'm To Drunk To Drive Handcuff Me

A man was stopped by the police for operating over the centerline. When the officer walked up to the car, the man was trying to get out of his car. The officer told him to stay in the car, but the man replied, "No officer, I have to get out so you can cuff me because I am to drunk to be driving".

The man said he did not need a breathalyzer because he would probably break it. He continued to carry on this type of conversation all the way to jail. He was held over night and could not make his initial court appearance at 2:00pm the next day because he was still legally drunk. He had to sleep it off until the next day. He was then release with a trail date set. He did plead not guilty after he sobered up.