Shirtless Man Arrested Again

A man out on bail for a criminal offense is told not to drink, use or have drugs as well as not get into any more trouble. These are the terms of his bail. The man lives one short block from the city police department and right next door to a bar.

On this night at 3 o'clock in the morning, the man and his girlfriend were having a fight so he left his apartment without a shirt on and walked through the parking lot to the police station to report that his girlfriend was fighting with him.

An office on duty recognized the man as being on bail and the strong smell of alcohol meant the officer had to a breathalyzer on this man. The man failed the test and was arrested and searched. Officers found pot and a pipe in the man's pants pocket. Now he was arrest for possession, bail jumping and taken back to jail. He then admitted that the story he was telling about his girlfriend was a lie.

Moral of this story is:

If you cannot drink because of a bail condition, it is not wise to leave your apartment shirtless and go to the police station to report a fight with your girlfriend. Suck it up and sleep it off.

Leave The Evidence At Home

A man who was recognized by a police supervisor on a video tape from a Kohls department store where he changed into a pair of jean, a t-shirt and a new jacket was arrested almost three months later was arrested. He was called and asked to come to the police station and when he enter the police station he was wearing the stolen jacket.

Needless to say, he was arrested and faces nine months in jail for theft.

Morale of the story is: if you get a call to come to the police station and you have done something wrong, leave the evidence at home.

Never Tell The Police Where Your Drugs Are

A man and a woman were stopped when the man who was drunk driving for the seventh time, cut off a police car. As the officer approached his car, the man was eating his food rather fast and the officer told him to exit the car. The woman with him was also removed from the car.

Thinking that the officer was going to search his car for drugs, the man voluntarily told the officer that he did not need to search the car because his drugs were at home. After obtaining a warrant to search his home, officers found drug paraphernalia and baggies with cocaine residue along with a drug that he did not have a prescription for.

The man was charged with maintaining a drug trafficking house and procession of a narcotic along with the charge for drug paraphernalia. The woman who was asking oddly was stripped search and they found drug paraphernalia and a bag of cocaine in her crotch.

Morale of the story: Keep your mouth shut when you have nothing intelligent to say.

Woman Calls Police For Domestic Dispute

A woman called police because her husband was throwing things at her. They had both been drinking and had an argument otherwise known as a domestic dispute, which needed to stop. The woman called police and when they arrived, they saw a broken living room table with signs of marijuana.

Police then did a search of the house and found marijuana plants growing in a closet with other drug paraphemalia in the home. The suspect told deputies that he had to use marijuana for his multiple sclerosis.

The morale of this story is if you have drugs in the house do not call the police. Just walk away or you may go to jail for stupidity.

Stupid criminals amaze us.

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