Sisters Keep Mom In Freezer

Not being able to say good-bye, two sisters bought their mom a space in the undertaker’s freezer for the past ten years. They each visit her weekly and have spent money for the freezer, five wooden coffins that keep rotting after so many years and for a make up job when needed.

The sisters aged 59 and 52, did not believe the death report about how their mother died. They keep her in the freezer in a New West London funeral parlor. The funeral parlor owner said that there is no law against keeping a loved one in the cooler, it is just a little strange.

Moral of the story: Make a Will or you may end up in a freezer as well. In addition, check the mental status of the family members who will be in charge of your funeral arrangements.

A Man Shoots The Family Goat Because Wife Did Not Buy Home Beer

A man who returned home from hunting a little tipsy, told his twenty-two year old daughter to call his wife and tell her to bring him home some beer when she was done working. The wife refused. The husband then told her, if she did not bring the beer home, he would shoot the family goats. They had two goats that lived with them.

When the wife returned home without the beer, the husband went outside and shot the one of the goats. The man was arrested and taken to jail. The woman had to call in sick for work the next day to bail her husband out of jail and is now facing termination of her job because she lied when she called in sick.

Little did the wife know, the story would make national news and her employer caught wind of the story and found out, she really was not sick as she stated.

Moral of the story: never refuse beer to a man who has goats. If you do, do not bail him out of jail until you are done working.